Or, at least the greatest virtual live auction that UUCM has ever seen!

If the auction is your favorite social event of the year, you won’t want to miss this one—we’re keeping as much of the tradition and nostalgia as we can. Marc Doepner-Hove as auctioneer? We’ve got that! The Hultings working hard behind the scenes to keep track of everything? We’ve got that! Amazing social events to bid on hosted by our very own members and friends? You guessed it—we’ve got it! People bidding against themselves? Negotiations for how many extra seats the host can accommodate? Costumes? Laughter? We’ll have all that, too, if you come and participate! 

If you’ve never attended the auction and can’t imagine why you’d want to, you won’t want to miss this one—it’s new, it’s different, it’s not JUST an auction! It’s a Maskerade party with entertainment! Sarah Huckabee Sanders (aka the fabulous MaryAnn Wiborg) will be stopping by with important Public Service Announcements that you won’t want to miss. Our very own funny-men and stand-up comics (Noel Martinson and Bill Arnold) will take the stage to keep you laughing. Sam Brandt and Brian Zais are teaming up to bring you some pandemic-appropriate jazz. Jeffrey Hatcher and a great cast of 9 crowd favorites and talented newcomers will be putting on a serial skit to keep you on the edge of your seats throughout the entire event. And, finally, if you’re worried about staying awake through another Zoom meeting, we’ve got some interactive plans to keep your hands and mouth busy, too—watch your mailbox right around Election Day. 

What have you got to lose? It’s free, it’s fun. Go out to the auction website right now (http://charityauction.bid/uucm2020) and register to attend and participate. And while you’re there, take a look at the amazing items that have been donated to the silent auction. See you on November 7^th at 6:30!